Is the reason I couldnвЂ™t get a reservation at LAUREL because I tried to book YANNY on OPEN TABLE? I donвЂ™t think so. What puzzles me is that yanny and laurel donвЂ™t sound anything alike. Husbands are very good at selective hearing. Desperately.вЂќ I claimed I couldnвЂ™t hear her. Fran keeps saying, вЂњI told you that you need a hearing aid.

Until my wife corrected me, I thought Pavarotti was a soprano. Some of us have difficulty hearing sounds in the lower register. I figure the difference in what we hear is based upon the range of our hearing. Kellyanne had to help him access the internet. For example, in our 5th congressional district, it is rumored that most of us hear вЂњyanny.вЂќ In the la-di-da areas of Montgomery and Delaware counties, voters are more likely to hear the more elegant sounding вЂњlaurel.вЂќ I understand that Donald Trump kept hearing вЂњMuellerвЂќ when he took the test. Many politicians are secretly taking the audio test but are reluctant to tell us what they hear for fear of alienating half of their voters. In fact, when IвЂ™ve been especially hungry, IвЂ™ve been known to drink white win with biscuits andВ gravy. I donвЂ™t believe in those kinds of stereotypes. Did some auditory scientist (is there such an occupation?) come up with this test, and if so, what exactly is it supposed to prove? Does whether you hear вЂњyannyвЂќ or вЂњlaurelвЂќ tell us anything about our political leanings? For instance, I heard that Trump supporters are more likely to favor biscuits and gravy as opposed to brie and white wine. I am more interested in the origin of the test than in the results. Sort of like Yossarian in CATCH-22 who saw everything twice.

One of my friends heard both words because he claims to hear everything twice. (IвЂ™m not certain because I asked him to repeat himself and like my wife he steadfastly refused). Uncle Nunzi took the test and swears he heard вЂњprovolone.вЂќ вЂњWhy would the voice keep saying вЂprovoloneвЂ™,вЂќ is how I believe he put it.

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